I’m going to take a second here to complain about my hair.

(Cute, right?)

Last night, I wrapped my hair in rollers while it was wet and fell asleep with it up like that.  I didn’t expect much but I thought that at least my hair would have a little body when I woke up.

I woke up this morning.  My hair had dried like that.  I took it out of the rollers.
And it looked like this:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s most stubborn, straight hair. That looks exactly the same as it does every other day.
I guess I’m just not meant for volume.